Adventures

Welcome to the new blog everyone. If you were following Teaching is For the Lions, this is more or less the same thing, except following the rest of my sarcastic life rather than only my time in Tanzania.

The goal of this blog is to follow me, a 23 year old history education major, as I look for a job, try to remind myself that having a job is a good thing, live at home (with my dad… hells yeah! Free rent), and begin writing not one, but two books on rock and roll. Why? Because it’s awesome. Don’t question me.

Besides being 23 and an education major, I’m pretty awesome. I don’t have a boyfriend (because I’m awesome), I live at home (in good ole’ Kansas City), I drive a shitty escort, I regret the career choice I made (and I haven’t even started working), and I have an obsession with The Beatles which some people would call “going too far.”

If you take life too seriously, this is not the place for you. I’m sarcastic, I make fun of myself, and I will probably make fun of anyone else ever. Except John Lennon. We do not make fun of John Lennon. We will however make fun of Mick Jagger. Seriously, the song Moves like Jagger? No one wants to move like him. He does not have moves. If he was not a rock star, people would wonder what the hell happened to him? Why is he dancing in such a fashion?

 

My point here is that there are many twenty-somethings out there who are graduating and going out into the big world with approximately fifteen jobs available for all of us. Now, I don’t know the exact numbers, but that seems pretty accurate. So while we are all out there scrambling for the same mediocre jobs and trying to keep our dignity while letting that creepy 40 year old buy your beer (hey, it’s a free beer. Those things are like 6 bucks!), let’s do it together. Because god knows, I can use all the help I can get!

Big Girl.